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sibz- Admin
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Joke of the day 14/08/2009
Loud, mad, or sad
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
taken from ahajokes.com
Loud, mad, or sad
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
taken from ahajokes.com
Genjutsu- Posts : 64
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one day, the doctors want to test their mental patients.
they draw a picture of a car on the board and say "lets see who wants to drive this car"
all of them jumps to the board and try to drive. one guy stays behind and doesnt move.
the doctors then ask: "why dont you drive it, you don't like it?"
the guy says: "no, i dont have my licence yet"
they draw a picture of a car on the board and say "lets see who wants to drive this car"
all of them jumps to the board and try to drive. one guy stays behind and doesnt move.
the doctors then ask: "why dont you drive it, you don't like it?"
the guy says: "no, i dont have my licence yet"
Zodiak- Posts : 3
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Whats the firts thing that a bug see when it hits a windscreen of your car? His ass...
Genjutsu- Posts : 64
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one day, the doctors try to test the mental patients again.
they draw a picture of a bus on the board and say: "if you get in the bus, you will leave here"
all of them jump to the board, but one guy stands behind not moving.
the doctors ask: "why dont you get in? you dont want to go home?"
the guys says: "no, its too crowded in the bus, i'll wait for a taxi"
they draw a picture of a bus on the board and say: "if you get in the bus, you will leave here"
all of them jump to the board, but one guy stands behind not moving.
the doctors ask: "why dont you get in? you dont want to go home?"
the guys says: "no, its too crowded in the bus, i'll wait for a taxi"
sibz- Admin
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